Conscription
- Genre: Rock
- Time: 03:46
- Released: 8/31/2005
- Label:
- Album: The Pizza War
- Credits: Keith Petrower & Mike Meno
- Artist: Keith Petrower
- Location:
- Sounds Like:
Song Information:
Track 6 of 7 in the spacey rock opera "THE PIZZA WAR," by East Coast college duo The What Ifs. This track was adapted from "Astronaut 054," a previous song by Keith Petrower. The What Ifs can be contacted at ThePizzaWar@yahoo.com.
Song Lyrics:
Track 06: Conscription
Pizza Boy:
Its spectacular!
Vice Principal:
Its a miracle!
Pizza Boy:
No, its both of them!
Pizza Boy & Vice Principal:
Spectatiracle!
Pizza Boy:
For a principal
Vice Principal:
And a pizza boy
Pizza Boy & Vice Principal:
To defeat the aliens evil ploy
Pizza Boy:
We beat all the troops
That Voltran dispersed
Vice Principal:
And in doing so
Saved the universe
Pizza Boy:
We have sent away
All those aliens
Vice Principal:
And I dont think they
Will come back again
Pizza Boy & Vice Principal:
Where theyre going I dont know
Pizza Boy:
Why did they have to pick me to go on this mission, I dont know
Forty-five light years away from a place that is far from my home
Vice Principal:
Now they depart to return to the worlds where they came from
Like I said before
This is glorious
Pizza Boy:
That we won the war
Pizza Boy & Vice Principal:
Were victorious!
Vice Principal:
We should take a bow
Pizza Boy:
Cuz we didnt die
Vice Principal:
But I think that now
Pizza Boy & Vice Principal:
We should say goodbye
After all, theres things that we need to do
Pizza Boy:
Like deliver pizzas!
Vice Principal:
Or grade homework!
Wiznitzer:
Were really grateful for everything youve done, but this war is far from over. Youre an excellent delivery driver, and youre a virtuous vice principal. We could use a few good men like you.
Vice Principal:
Ill do it!
Ill go with you.
Pizza Boy:
Me too!
This is what Im meant to do.
Oh, why did they have to pick me to go on this mission, I dont know
Forty-five light years away to a place that is far from my home
Vice Principal:
If we returned to the earth all our loved ones would be dead
(Because of time dilation!)
Pizza Boy & Vice Principal:
But for justice and science
Were voyaging onward
As the earth fades from our view
Well say to you not a word
We just hum this patriotic tune
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