Keith Petrower

Pizza Dude

Pizza Dude
  • Genre: Rock
  • Time: 04:12
  • Released: 8/31/2005
  • Label:
  • Album: The Pizza War
  • Credits: Keith Petrower & Mike Meno
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Song Information:

Track 2 of 7 in the spacey rock opera "THE PIZZA WAR," by East Coast college duo The What Ifs. The story and music were created over three weeks in August 2005 by NYU freshman Keith Petrower [vocals/guitar/bass] and Goucher College junior Mike Meno [vocals/drums]. The What Ifs can be contacted at ThePizzaWar@yahoo.com.

Song Lyrics:

Track 02: Pizza Dude

Pizza Boy:

I am driving in my car
I hope my destinations not too far away

Ive got something for somebody
Im not sure who or what, but I hope they tip me

Customer 1:

Oh, hello!
What do I owe?

Pizza Boy:

Your totals fifteen sixty-eight

Customer 1:

Heres a twenty
Give me back three

Pizza Boy:

Thanks I hope your evening is great
(You cheap bastard)

Would you like a pizza slice?
I cut it all myself
Just stay home, in time youll know
Delivery serves itself

Im a pizza delivery guy
Im a pizza delivery guy
Put my foot to the gas
So you get your food fast
Im a pizza delivery guy

Customer 2:

Oh, hello!
What do I owe?

Pizza Boy:

Your totals thirty-one eighty-nine

Customer 2:

Heres thirty-two
And a five for you

Pizza Boy:

Thanks, I hope your evening is fine
(What a nice guy!)

Vice Principal:

I dont like the toys
So Ill see you after school
Reading is real nice
God, I hope reading gets cool

See me coming again
You mistook me for a fool
I might not like the toys
But I sure do love the rules

I live a structured life
Sure, I dont have a wife

But Ive got principals
Im a vice principal

See me coming again
You mistook me for a fool
I might not like the toys
But I sure do love the rules

Pizza Boy:

Im a pizza dude
I deliver food

Vice Principal:

That looks like my former student
Spying on him would be real prudent

Pizza Boy:

Put my foot to the gas
So you get your food fast

Vice Principal:

That stupid, lousy, no good hood
I bet hes up to no damn good

Pizza Boy & Vice Principal:

La la la la

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