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My life is a packet of shit somebody sent through the mail
and the postman had to deliver it
and he had to carry it around on his bicycle as he rode all over town
And the stench was so terrible that he was worried that he was gonna faint
and he'd fall over on the road and someone would run him over and he would die
But thankfully that didn't happen and eventually he made it to the house of the man to whom the package was addressed
And he got off his bicycle and he carried the disgusting package with him
up to the man's front door and he rang the doorbell, and the man answered
and he said "here is your package, sir"
and the man said, "what are you talking about? I didn't expect a package"
and the man could smell this disgusting smell even from his doorway
and he said "so why the fuck would I want that package? that's disgusting"
and the postman said, "sir, i do not know what the contents of the packages of my clients are, i just deliver them, it's my job
and this was a package that was sent to you
and it was my job to deliver it to you
and you'd better take it.
So the man took the package,
the postman handed it to him and then quickly went away, relieved to get away from that horrible smell.
The man brought the package into his house, carrying it at arms' length because the smell was so horrible
He brought it into his dining room and he placed it on the table
He didn't want to open it, but he figured that, since it was addressed to him it was something he'd better do
to figure out what on earth this horrible smell was
So he opened the package, very slowly, trying to hold his nose so he wouldn't smell the horrible smell
Eventually, the package was open, and he saw what it was
He said, "Why the fuck did someone send me a packet of shit in the mail? That's disgusting! What the fuck is that? What the fuck is that packet of shit?"
And as I was in the room at the time, I said to him: "That's my life."
"That's your life?"
"Yeah. My life is a packet of shit."

My life is a packet of shit,
My life is a packet of shit,
And you are swimming in it.