Love In a Petri Dish
- Genre: Jazz
- Time: 03:22
- Released: 5/15/2005
- Label: No label, but please
- Album:
- Credits: written and Performed by Joanna Sandsmark
- Artist: Joanna Sandsmark
- Location: AMERICA NORTH: USA: California (CA)
- Sounds Like: Jazz
Song Information:
This is a love story between a bacteria and a virus.
Okay, I know this is a crazy concept for a song, but what's the point of having GarageBand if you can't sing about whatever silly thing pops into your head?
The flute is real, not midi. It's a lovely bamboo flute I bought on ebay for a penny.
So with no further adieu, I give you "Love In a Petri Dish".
Song Lyrics:
I'm livin' alone in a Petri dish
Swimming all around like a lonely fish
Will anybody hear me if I yell?
It's sucks to be a single cell
Along came a germ I didn't know
A spiny, handsome Romeo
"I'm deadly, new, and very bold"
I thought, "This guy's no common cold"
Falling in love in a Petri dish
Starting new diseases is my fondest wish
With his lethal genes and my clever way
We could swap some deadly, deadly, deadly DNA, DNA
"A little meiosis might be fun"
How brash of me! Was he the one?
He can't divide without my aid
And loneliness began to fade
"Baby, I would love to mate
A viral and bacterial date
Imagine what our union'd cause
Germ warfare without curable flaws"
Falling in love in a Petri dish
Starting new diseases is my fondest wish
With his lethal genes and my clever way
We could swap some deadly, deadly, deadly DNA
He thrust his spiny self in me
I closed around him lovingly
He came alive in my nucleoid
Like Mary and her typhoid
We intertwined our genes, oh my!
Watch out world, you're gonna die
Suddenly I yelled "Abort!
He was just a common wart!
Falling in love in a Petri dish
Starting new diseases was my fondest wish
But no one will ever be harmed this way
We just swapped some lame-o, lame-o, lame-o DNA, DNA
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