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Just a little ditty I did in 1990 about how to get even.

Hope you like it.

Ed

Song Lyrics:

Computer Blues (I don't owe no money Blues)
Words, Music and Arrangement By Ed Wemmerus
Copyright © August 29, 1990 Edward C. Wemmerus Sr.
All Rights Reserved Copyright © Registered September 20, 1990



VERSE I

Well I was sittin' at home, kinda mindin' my own
when the mailman came to call.
He came into the yard kinda puffin' real hard,
then he let his mail bag fall.
He took out a letter and though I knew better
I signed on the bottom line.
When I opened it up and it was really abrupt
it said you know you better pay on time.

CHORUS
I got the, I don't owe no money,
the computer says I do blues.
No matter what I tell them
I keep gettin' them past dues.
I show em the check with the paid in full
then they send me a bill that's full of bull.
I got the, I don't owe no money,
the computer says I do blues.

VERSE # 2
Well the name on the bill is the same as mine
but they got the number all wrong.
My number's 22536 – 56241.
The number on the dun, hell it starts with one,
and it ends up with a two.
But it don't matter - former or latter
they're gonna get their due.

VERSE # 3
Now I wouldn't mind - if I had the time
but computers are dumb as a stone.
And the people that run em and send out dunnems
they're stupid clear to the bone.
They're deaf and blind, an outta their mind
if they think they wanna mess with me. heh
Cause I don't get mad - when I've been had
all I do is get even.

Repeat CHORUS

VERSE # 3
Well they tried to sue - for what was due,
but the judge, he saw my side.
And when the dust had cleared the price was dear,
but they said they'd abide.
Now I'm the one - who sends the duns,
and no one else gets bugged
The company's mine - and for all time,
that computers gonna stay unplugged.

Repeat CHORUS