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Song Information:

Tan-Trik's debut hit, about rythym, rhyming, and miscellaneous genitalia.

Song Lyrics:

Hey the name's Tan-Trik and this is my song,
I'm a ghetto fly homie with a three foot dong,
long, strong, and full of comm,
and if you get lucky you can see my hrram,

Don't care if your Mohammed, I'm hard Bruce Lee,
my big dick will be the last thing you see,
I'm like superman got the kryptonite jizz,
I'm the hardest fuckin shooter in the manwhore biz,

Blax's lead pipe will smack yo toes,
but my lead pipe fucks all the hoes,
nothing I like more than an ice cold Heiny,
specially on your mom when it's nice and tiny,

I'm from the falls it's my motherfucking hood,
gambling and cheap bitches be givin me wood,
splinter in your pussy like I should,
my cock's made of oak and it bones real good,

go Tantrik go tantrik go - go - go tantrik go tantrik

my dicks' aerodynamic and it's made by nasa,
it flies into your space and comes back atcha,
it won't burn up in your atmosphere,
but it will burn up in your ass-mo-sphere

Curran: you sure that's word Trik?

Tanner: Yeh man, it's cool, It's in my dick....shonaryyy

Cause I'm a master debater,
like that bitch darth vader,
I'll stab yo pussy with my fucking light saber,

I'll be homin up your ass like a nuclear missle,
so bloody fast like a supersonic whistle,
and then when you see a little white trickle,
you know I fucked you so hard that I hit gristle

like a steak ya see,
I'll eat your pussy up,
then drench it with pee,

cause tan plus trik equals motherfucking tantrik,
what rhymes with ik? mother fucking dick,
what rhymes with oo? mother fucking poo,
and what rhymes with ussy? motherfuckin wussy!
cause you thought I was gonna say pussy!

ooooooo

cause I'm a trickster,
motherfucking mixter,
when you drink my jizz,
it's like an elixir,
hell it even goes great in bacardi mixer
goes even better with yo motherfuckin sister

Yo Trik, pass me that beat
I can rock as many bitches while I lube up their feet
You can see me coming when I roll down the street
I'm the guy with the cock that drags past his feet
I'm like spiderman when I give you an assist
I can swing from wall to wall and shoot it out the wrist
I'm swimming in ladies every fuckin move I take
They chase me everywhere but I don't have the time to make
I rock all their worlds every Mulva and Delores
You can guess where this is going so I'll just ignore this

Go Currayzy

One in Junior high I got my hand stuck in a locker
I lost two fingers so I always have the shocker
Every day the girlies always ask me why currayzy why
how'd you get such a cock for such a little guy
i always say thanks why dont you give it a try
best be careful cuz it could take out your eye
I'm from E-Town its my motherfuckin hood
drivebys and rioting giving me wood
my dicks a big engine and it knows it could
it's made of fuckin spruce and bones real good
be pissin on the bitches and you know they're wantin more of this
TLJC is here fillin every oriface

Cuz c plus spot equals motherfuckin c-spot
what rhynes with dock? motherfuckin cock
what rhymes with fizz? motherfuckin jizz
what rhymes with lever? motherfuckin fever
cuz you thought i was gonna say beaver

I'm a handsome motherfucker and I'm really well dressed
check out my errection don't act like you're not impressed
Cuz Currayzy's here and I'm rockin the mic
blastin the jizz right outta sight
so now if you'll excuse me I really must be off
there's a whole line of ladies aching for my cock

Jkash:

now hold on one second let me interject
j is on the mic so give me respect
when the honeys take my money I get erect,
I'm the president of pimp that you best elect
seriously, lets bring in another verse,
before I bust a cap and I'm driving your hurse,
so hold on to your wallets, and hold on to your purse,
cause J-kash needs the money to pay his slutty nurse

now back to the fact that I'm wiggidy wiggidy wack,
I'll smoke the bc green and not the criggidy criggidy crack
I'm a beat scientist, I need no appliances,
so sign on the dotted line I need your compliances,
on another note, my johnson's large,
when it stands at attention you may call it sarge,
I'm dockin at your port so feel up my barge,
if I was homer simpson, you would beg to be marge

cuz j plus kash equal motherfucking j-kash
what rhymes with craft, motherfucking shaft,
what rhymes with demon, motherfucking semen,
what rhymes with funt, motherfucking runt,
cause you thought I was gonna say bunt cake!
and you thought there I that I was gonna say stunt rake!
and then you thought in that previous statement that I might be possibly be thinking of saying.. what was that word again? I forget.. dammit who wrote this bullshit?

Curran: I did?

Jkash: You are such a fucking cunt!

Curran: face...