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The tale behind TLJC!

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PHAT PHUCKIN' BEATS


TLJC UP IN THIS BITCH!
and we here to scratch the hip hop itch,
so open up your ears and yo pussy lips
while we take yo asses on a motherfuckin trip

cos once upon a time we were bored and shit,
nothin to do, not even a clit,
so blax said yo lets drop a beat,
we threw in some lyrics it was all nice sweet

and then we're like hey we're TLJC,
and all of our bitches can suck our wees,
we don't recycle lines just because we can,
it's for artistic purposes so FUCK YOU DAN!

anyway we was just chillin and makin a song,
tan-trik was in the hall, playin with his dong,
we said hey yo Trik can you fuckin mc?
he said no but I fuck the pussy

but we we're like no seriously,
we need you to rap,
and he's oh alright,
but first I need to crap

he was gone for about half an hour,
and our funky beats were turnin sour,
so I decided to check the shower,
and there was blax pissin with power,

we said hey man get yo pissin ass out,
he's like hold up, we like come check it out,
we're makin dope beats and that's were about,
they're nasty enough to give your mom the gout

he's like aww shit dem beats are sick,
it's even better than jagger to the mick,
ye fuckin right, now lets record this track,
or else I'll bust a knife and shove it up yo crack

and just then C-spot walked up in the door,
in his left hand a mic, in his right a whore,
he pulled some rhymes right outta his drawer,
so we had to pick up our jaws off the floor

so we said yo C,
those words are tight,
the rythym is heavy but your rhymes are light,
rappin so fast you're outta sight,
with motherfucking skin as white as night

so this is the legend of our fuckin band,
we're the finest rap crew in the whole damn land,
we take yo bitches so you left with yo hand,
we'll leave you frozen right where you stand

TED

ladies and gentleman we have a special guest,
he calls himself teddy and he thinks he's the best,
he likes to tear loose and he likes to jest,
he'll jizz tornado all over your chest

that's right cause I'm crazy insane,
in the brain and the motherfucking membrane,
I like to keep it simple I like to keep it plain,
you be runnin from me like the bulls in spain

pain!

that's what I preach on the mic,
burst right through your ass like a motherfuckin spike
even if you a dyke,
aright?

so, I'm profressional writer,
and an expert pussy biter,
I never need a lighter,
cos my cock is always on fire

sculpting these words like they're motherfucking playdough,
ladies love it when I juice their tomato,
when they hop on to my ten inch tornado,
penis for pleasure, leather for show

SNAP!
TED KILLIN - THE LAADDDIIIES!