Santa's Getting Fit
- Genre: Pop
- Time: 04:06
- Released: 11/30/2005
- Label:
- Album: unreleased
- Credits: Mike Siegel vocals, guitars, programming Dave Hendricks-sax
- Artist: Mike Siegel
- Location: Guam USA
- Sounds Like:
Song Information:
Song Lyrics:
SANTAS GETTING FIT 2003 Michael Siegel
Santas getting fit, hes tired of being fat
Hes got to learn to exercise, his red suit is the largest size
And hes too big for that!
Santas getting fit!
He cant fit down the chimney, he cant lift all the toys.
Hes too tired to load the sled to deliver toys to girls and boys.
He ate too many donuts, and drank too many cokes.
The elves are doing all the work, and telling Santa jokes, thats it!...
Chorus
You know it was the misses, that finally laid it down.
Im tired of your image, so corpulent and round.
You look like Homer Simpson, and youre dressing like a clown.
And if you feel like getting busy, better lose a couple hundred pounds...
Chorus
His body needs an overhaul,
Hes got too much chloresterol..
Hes cutting out all that alcohol..
Hes geting fit- no sugars, fats, or spice
Hes getting fit- Hes taking our advice
Hes getting fit- you dont have to tell him twice
Hes tired of it- hes getting fit
Works out with Schwartzenegger, and dines with Jenny Craig
Dont leave him any cookies, cuz he aint gonna go fer that-
Hes tired of being fat- and all those cakes and pies-
Hes had it up to here- taking lip from skinny guys..
Santas getting fit, hes tired of being fat
No sugars, fats or lots of spice
Just fruits and veggies, meat and rice
You dont have to tell him twice...
Santas getting fit....
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