| Evil Factman | |
| "Pond in the Backyard" | |
| Pond In the Backyard (A graduation project gone horribly wrong) In the name of scientific accuracy all frog sounds are actual frogs and toads found in the eastern US. You know for my graduation project I built a pond in the backyard and I got straight distinguished! I cant believe they gave you distinguished on that project the frogs! They keep us awake all night. Well the frogs seem to like it Youre damn right they like it! They like it too much! What the hell ever possessed you to do that kind of a project anyway? But my advisor said it would be OK. Your advisor said it would be OK., Your advisor doesnt have to live with that pond in the backyard, with those frogs, with those geese crapping all over the picnic table! What the hell were you thinking? 150 IQ and the best you can come up with is a pond in the backyard! You say you needed this to graduate? Youre going to Harvard for Christ sakes what you have to build a pond for? But I wanted to do better than my friend. He fixed up an old car and he got proficient. Maybe you should have fixed up an old car and got proficient then we wouldnt have to put up with these damn frogs day and night and day and night! Twelve years of school and all you have to show for it is these damn frogs? What the hell were you thinking? |
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