Gunns Unlimited
"How He Likes It"
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John Gay likes it up the erse.

Gay cares not for poisoned seas;
he just wants to cut down trees.
Smog and filth aren't on his mind;
John Gay likes it from behind.
Make a hefty wooden pole;
John Gay likes it up the hole.

Gay needs but to make some calls;
He has Lennon by the balls.
Lennon has big hands to fill;
that'ss how Gunns will get its mill.
How did all this come to pass?
John Gay likes it up the erse.

What has Lennon got to hide?
John Gay likes his kcoc inside.
Gay thinks clear-filled land is good;
he likes little boys with wood.
Lennon has to give him some;
John Gay likes it up the bum.

We admit this song's not fair;
Gunns has really got us there.
You may well ask "Why be crude?
It will only get you sued."
Still, though Gunns may lodge a suit,
John Gay likes it up the chute.

John Gay likes it up the erse.