The Mucous Membranes
"I'm Special"
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I'm special, I'm so special: rules do not apply to me.
I'm really really special: rules do not apply to me.

When I have no time to wait, if I fear that I'll be late,
I shall have no need to queue; I may cut ahead of you.

I'm special...
I'm decidedly special: rules do not apply to me.

I may park in any place; I may drive at any pace;
and, when speeding in my car or, if going not so far,
cycling up a one-way street, I may shout at all I meet:

"I'm special, I'm so special: rules do not apply to me.
I'm singularly special: rules do not apply to me."

I'm special...
I'm tremendously special: rules do not apply to me.

Individuality means that I am wholly free:
free from common courtesies; free to do just as I please.
I was ever told that I'm special from an early time.
Since I have this specialness others must clean any mess

I'm special...
I am such a striking type, clearly of uncommon stripe.
rolling in unicity, and as special as can be: rules do not apply to me.