"Crikey, Dr Greer"
:: l y r i c s ::
Dr Greer, Germaine Greer,
she's such a silly, senile dear:
she's out of date, she's past it,
but she's hoping to appear
on any TV program, it matters not how queer.
Dr Greer, you're so sincere,
Germaine Greer.

Dr Greer, Germaine Greer,
she's such a foolish, crotcheteer.
She calls herself Australian,
but why it is not clear;
she'll probably not visit us, any time this year.
Dr Greer, you're so severe,
Germaine Greer.