"How Soft the Raisin, Son (with Matt Griffin)"
:: l y r i c s ::
I must confess I love word play;
conceits I shall not shun;
and ever value on my way
the nous to devise a pun.

I ken a man who keeps pet lice
and loves his pubic one;
he keeps it in fresh bread-roll dough:
his louse of the rising bun.

I know a rodent full of pep
who lives to jog for fun;
he ever measures every step:
the mouse of the sizing run.

A Prussian junker changed his ways
and utilized his gun;
to win the freedom of some drunk:
a souse of the prizing hun.

a convent-worker told me once
just how his wife was won;
his abbess had proclaimed his want:
that spouse-advertising nun.

I should not hestitate to joke
or analyse a pun;
for just an ordinary bloke,
the hows and the whys are done.