"Here's to Mr. Scrooge"
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Here's to Mr Scrooge;
give three cheers for Mr Scrooge.
You'll never hear
his giving "seasons' greetings & happy new year,"
so, send three cheers to Mr Scrooge.

Here's to Mr Scrooge;
hear three cheers for Mr Scrooge.
You'll never see
his decorating things so they're all Christmassy;
so, raise three cheers for Mr Scrooge.

What he dislikes most at these festive times:
all the Humbug cards with such woeful rhymes.

Here's to Mr Scrooge;
send three cheers to Mr Scrooge.
You'll never find
his sending peace and love to all of humankind;
so, hear three cheers for Mr Scrooge.