"Shoes!"
:: l y r i c s ::
SHOES!

So many shoes, how do I choose?
The greatest of inventions that I cannot refuse
So many shoes, how on earth do I choose?
I think Ill take a dozen of those cute Jimmy Choos!

Manolo Blahniks melt that Neiman Marcus plastic
Dolce & Gabbana, Oscar de la Renta, Christian LaCroix and Bottega Veneta
Christian Louboutin, wanna get me some of them, I say

So many shoes, how do I choose?
The greatest of inventions that I cannot refuse
So many shoes, how on earth do I choose?
I think Ill take a dozen of those cute Jimmy Choos!

Fendi, Gucci, Mark Jacobs and Dior,
Prada, Valentino, gotta get me some more!
Stuart Weitzman and good ole Yves St. Laurent
Who the heck cares if I cant pay my rent?

Im financially hurtin, so I think I must choose
to wait for Oprah Winfrey to do My Favorite Shoes
and maybe if she gets to hear this song I will go
to Chicago and get lots of free pairs of shoes on her show

The sound of opening boxes is music to my ears
but not for the good credit that Ive had for many years
Designers are so sneaky; you know were being used
and forced to fill our closets with 600 pairs of shoes!

So many shoes..so many shoesso many shoes