| "Shoes!" | |
| SHOES! So many shoes, how do I choose? The greatest of inventions that I cannot refuse So many shoes, how on earth do I choose? I think Ill take a dozen of those cute Jimmy Choos! Manolo Blahniks melt that Neiman Marcus plastic Dolce & Gabbana, Oscar de la Renta, Christian LaCroix and Bottega Veneta Christian Louboutin, wanna get me some of them, I say So many shoes, how do I choose? The greatest of inventions that I cannot refuse So many shoes, how on earth do I choose? I think Ill take a dozen of those cute Jimmy Choos! Fendi, Gucci, Mark Jacobs and Dior, Prada, Valentino, gotta get me some more! Stuart Weitzman and good ole Yves St. Laurent Who the heck cares if I cant pay my rent? Im financially hurtin, so I think I must choose to wait for Oprah Winfrey to do My Favorite Shoes and maybe if she gets to hear this song I will go to Chicago and get lots of free pairs of shoes on her show The sound of opening boxes is music to my ears but not for the good credit that Ive had for many years Designers are so sneaky; you know were being used and forced to fill our closets with 600 pairs of shoes! So many shoes..so many shoesso many shoes | |