The Reverend Blacks
"Gamma Radiation"
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Been Exposed to gamma radiation and you know it sure ain't fun
I'm finally out of the microwave. Stick a fork in me, I guess I'm done
I'm looking like the Hulk, I'm looking like the Thing,
My hair is falling out and my skin is turning green.
Everyone's afraid of me wherever I go.
One minute I'm Bill Bixby and the next I'm Lou Ferigno
Been Exposed to gamma radiation
and you know I should be dead
I can't seem to keep a girlfriend
because I keep smashing off their heads.