» Pony The Orangutan

Verse 1.
Deep in the jungle where
the heart goes dark
The light doesn’t shine much
into those parts
The Madam smokes opium
as she leads you in
where Pony awaits you for some
extraordinary sin

Chorus:
Pony The Orangutan
She gives you more pleasure than
a human woman can
Pony the Orangutan
she works in a bordello
deep inside of Borneo,
Pony the Orangutan
She’s a Venus in the jungle
who can make you a man
Pony the Orangutan

Verse 2.
Madam says there are no
limits to our lust
If it’s ‘new’ you want then
this one is a must
(We) shave her every day
and paint her pretty face
she’s the treasure of our house
the queen of our hearts

Chorus

Bridge:
“You work all day and wait for night”
“What we have is for your delight”
“She’s so gentle she won’t bite”
“call your friends it’s an open invite”
“What kind of sad man are you?”
Asks the madam as she takes your hand.
“What kind of sad man are you?”
“If you’ve never made love to an orangutan!"

Verse 3.
Pony gyrates her hips
when you walk on in
Chained to a bed 24/7
she’s waiting for you to come
She’s got Pearls, rings and
a gold necklace too
she earned every penny
and loving it too

Chorus