» Pony The Orangutan

Frank Zappa wrote a song called 'The Illinois Enema Bandit' based on a true story about a real-life bandit who would administer an enema to his break-and-enter victims. It's a funny song that I've always admired.

One day, I came across an equally disturbing story that deserved a similar song-immortalization treatment. This is the song.
Fair Warning: Pony is an Orangutan prostitute.
I don't make this stuff up. For more details, here's the link:

http://www.viceland.com/int/v14n10/htdocs/yo1.php?country=us